i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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