We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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