New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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