They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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