they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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