I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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