I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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