He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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