these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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