can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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