I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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