i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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