At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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