New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
And then he peed in my hair
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