who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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