Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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