I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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