We got so high we made milksteak
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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