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Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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