fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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