Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal