I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down