I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
