question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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