don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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