We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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