Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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