he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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