i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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