Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I puked a lego.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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