Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
