My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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