I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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