Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I did not marry a roomba.
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