It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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