he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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