You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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