You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He had one of those small greek statue penises
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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