Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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