I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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