I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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