i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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