Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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