the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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