So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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