i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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