walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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