i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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