i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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