I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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