it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking