Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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