@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm both gender and math confused
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