she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Operation Purity has been aborted
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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