I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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