We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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