Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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