Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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